Sadly not looking up, no. I'm still sleeping on the floor - don't know how long for - we have to wait for the insurance people to decide what needs doing, then send someone to do it so the loft remains sodden. We're due to go back to sub-zero temperatures from tonight, and it may stay that way until the new year, so I'm worried the pipes might burst again or all the wet up there will freeze and do more damage. I jump at the slightest noise. I'm sitting in my room on the unmade bed, but I can't use the main light until it's been checked by an electrician. The only reason I'm up here in the cold is that I can't bear to sit in the lounge with the TV blaring. Bad enough I have to sleep down there!

Still, a cheery, fun story was just what I needed to lift my spirits a bit, so thankyou!