My friend told me that joke the other day. We were in a restaurant and no one else was there. Her delivery of it was so fantastic (I didn't even know she was telling me a joke at first) and then she got to the punch line and I almost fell off of my chair. And part of the joke (well, her part) is that she keeps telling it to me with different delivery styles and I keep laughing.

I look forward to reading them when you post! And you aren't naughty; you're just taking a well-deserved break! :)