Caption this picture and win a...uhm....yeah, I got nothing. My eternal gratitude?

This is from Showtime's The Tudors. The man on the left is my secret husband Jonathan Rhys-Meyers as Henry VIII. To the right is Henry Cavill as Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk and some other things that I won't say because thebuttonontop  hasn't gotten here yet.

So, caption away? *Bats eyelashes*