Caption/Fic/Analysis Time!

[sariagray]

 

Let's talk about this promotional shot, shall we? I found it while I was looking for pictures with which to make icons. I've seen it before but never paid much attention. It struck me as silly at first, but now that I'm analyzing it...well.

First of all, no one is looking in the exact same location. I guess this is good, since the threat can come from anywhere. But it all seems as if they see something.

Gwen and Ianto are both sort of looking in Jack's direction. They also look like they're about to begin a race. Ianto is winning. 

Everyone is leaning forward except Owen. Huh. 

Now, to start us off, my captions.

 

Gwen: Hey Ianto! First one to Jack wins!
Ianto: What do we win?
Gwen: Well, Jack. Duh.
Jack: Okay, on your marks, get set, go! *Shoots pistol*
Tosh: Jack! Couldn't you have dropped a handkerchief instead?! It echoes in here!
Gwen: Ianto cheated!
Owen: Did I leave the incinerator on?



And that is the end of my insanity. Feel free to contribute. *Snort* And if anyone wants to write a fic about this picture, PLEASE DO! I will love you forever, because it makes me laugh oh so very much.