Oh God.

I can't write porn.

No, really. I fail at it. I avoid it at all costs. I also can't write AUs, or plots. Obviously. I write short, moody one-shots that tend to focus on a single moment of time and the emotions therein and MAY involve kissing, maybe.

So how did I end up with 4k words of porny, plotty AU fic? 4k words of INCOMPLETE porny, plotty AU fic, at that. WTH? I blame the hurricane.

On that front, we were one of the only people I have spoken to in the state who had internet, power, and no downed trees/flooding the whole storm. I guess sacrificing those virgins helped.

Or maybe TPTB just wanted me to write porn instead?

IDK, you guys. Can I have like, ten volunteers to beta this thing and make it make sense and not be stupid?

ETA: It's xrai_namere's fault. No, really.

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Title: Sun Above Your Shoulders
Author: sariagray  
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh/Tommy, hints at Tosh/Owen, Andy, Suzie, John Hart.
Word Count: ~4500
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: Uh, well. Assume everything through season 2, but none, really.
Warnings: Language, mentions of noncon/dubcon (Jack is Zeus, okay?!), sex. AU!
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood, its characters, or its environs, nor do I receive any monetary gain.

Beta: analineblue & usakiwigirl, who are wonderful. All mistakes are mine.
Summary: The one in which the Torchwood team are actually Greek gods.

Author's Note: Written for xrai_namere because she begged fandom at large for it, and it was just TOO GOOD to pass up. I am never writing AUs, porn, or lengthy things ever again, though. Greek myth timelines are all over the place. Title comes from “Greek Song” by Rufus Wainwright.

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