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MINI DRABBLES! And a joke.
Hi All! Please find some things below. There are super short drabbles. And a joke.
Stolen (with permission. Is it still stolen, then?) from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
too_beauty.
Write 1 fic for each of these different categories, each in 10 words or less: (Yes! You read it right. It is not 100 words, but 10 words o_o)
1. Angst:
2. AU:
3. Crack!fic:
4. Crossover:
5. First Time:
6. Fluff:
7. Humour:
8. Hurt/Comfort:
9. Smut:
10. UST: (UST = Unresolved Sexual Tension, btw)
ROUND ONE
1. Angst:
“You have no idea what I’ve become, Ianto Jones. None.”
2. AU:
Ianto raised his chalice high and smiled invitingly at Jack.
3. Crack!fic:
And besides, Owen did look rather good in a dress.
4. Crossover:
“Gorram Rift!”
“And this,” Ianto cleared his throat, “is Torchwood.”
5. First Time:
He hadn’t expected Jack to hold him afterwards. It was…nice.
6. Fluff:
There was something oddly right about Jack in his kitchen.
7. Humour:
Ianto wailed. “But I thought you liked my tea parties!”
(This one is specifically for![[info]](https://files.livejournal.com/userhead/118)
thebuttonontop )
8. Hurt/Comfort:
He kissed the gash; it didn’t heal. Not externally, anyway.
9. Smut:
He licked the jutting bone of Jack’s hip and smiled.
10. UST:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“…No, Sir. Nothing.”
ROUND TWO
Also entitled, "So A Welshman Walks Into Jack's Office..."
1. Angst:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“You left us.”
2. AU:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Masquerade tonight. Coming?”
3. Crack!fic:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Singing Weevils, Splott”
4. Crossover:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fringe Division called.”
5. First Time:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“That was - wow.”
6. Fluff:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“I love you.”
7. Humour:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“We've got lions.”
(Okay, this one is also strictly forthebuttonontop. Sorry?)
8. Hurt/Comfort:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Here. Let me.”
9. Smut:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fucking move already!”
10. UST:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
Ianto paused. "Maybe."
JOKE
So a woman walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up, says, "What'll it be?"
She thinks about it for a moment and decides, "I'll have a Double Entendre."
So he gives it to her.
Stolen (with permission. Is it still stolen, then?) from
too_beauty.Write 1 fic for each of these different categories, each in 10 words or less: (Yes! You read it right. It is not 100 words, but 10 words o_o)
1. Angst:
2. AU:
3. Crack!fic:
4. Crossover:
5. First Time:
6. Fluff:
7. Humour:
8. Hurt/Comfort:
9. Smut:
10. UST: (UST = Unresolved Sexual Tension, btw)
ROUND ONE
1. Angst:
“You have no idea what I’ve become, Ianto Jones. None.”
2. AU:
Ianto raised his chalice high and smiled invitingly at Jack.
3. Crack!fic:
And besides, Owen did look rather good in a dress.
4. Crossover:
“Gorram Rift!”
“And this,” Ianto cleared his throat, “is Torchwood.”
5. First Time:
He hadn’t expected Jack to hold him afterwards. It was…nice.
6. Fluff:
There was something oddly right about Jack in his kitchen.
7. Humour:
Ianto wailed. “But I thought you liked my tea parties!”
(This one is specifically for
8. Hurt/Comfort:
He kissed the gash; it didn’t heal. Not externally, anyway.
9. Smut:
He licked the jutting bone of Jack’s hip and smiled.
10. UST:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“…No, Sir. Nothing.”
ROUND TWO
Also entitled, "So A Welshman Walks Into Jack's Office..."
1. Angst:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“You left us.”
2. AU:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Masquerade tonight. Coming?”
3. Crack!fic:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Singing Weevils, Splott”
4. Crossover:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fringe Division called.”
5. First Time:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“That was - wow.”
6. Fluff:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“I love you.”
7. Humour:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“We've got lions.”
(Okay, this one is also strictly for
8. Hurt/Comfort:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Here. Let me.”
9. Smut:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fucking move already!”
10. UST:
Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
Ianto paused. "Maybe."
JOKE
So a woman walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up, says, "What'll it be?"
She thinks about it for a moment and decides, "I'll have a Double Entendre."
So he gives it to her.
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brilliant! I love all of them. Specially Firefly!!!! that.. I think would kill me. Gods the HOTNESS of that crossover. *sighs*
*giggles hysterically* and the OTHER reason why I can't watch Cyberwoman. *dies*
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Want to steal these - but will have to wait until the weekend. Shouldn't even be reading this now *is naughty* should be sorting and tidying.
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And of the drabbles too. <3 Excellent job! :D I've seen this meme before, and can never figure out how people make them seem so...cohesive, almost? I should try it... Maybe. ^_~
<3