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Hi All! Please find some things below. There are super short drabbles. And a joke. 



Stolen (with permission. Is it still stolen, then?) from [livejournal.com profile] too_beauty.

Write 1 fic for each of these different categories, each in 10 words or less: (Yes! You read it right. It is not 100 words, but 10 words o_o)


1. Angst:
2. AU:
3. Crack!fic:
4. Crossover:
5. First Time:
6. Fluff:
7. Humour:
8. Hurt/Comfort:
9. Smut:
10. UST: (UST = Unresolved Sexual Tension, btw)

ROUND ONE

1. Angst:

“You have no idea what I’ve become, Ianto Jones. None.”

2. AU:

Ianto raised his chalice high and smiled invitingly at Jack.

3. Crack!fic:

And besides, Owen did look rather good in a dress.

4. Crossover:

“Gorram Rift!”
“And this,” Ianto cleared his throat, “is Torchwood.”

5. First Time:

He hadn’t expected Jack to hold him afterwards. It was…nice.

6. Fluff:

There was something oddly right about Jack in his kitchen.

7. Humour:

Ianto wailed. “But I thought you liked my tea parties!”

(This one is specifically for [info]thebuttonontop )

8. Hurt/Comfort:

He kissed the gash; it didn’t heal. Not externally, anyway.

9. Smut:

He licked the jutting bone of Jack’s hip and smiled.

10. UST:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“…No, Sir. Nothing.”


ROUND TWO
Also entitled, "So A Welshman Walks Into Jack's Office..."

1. Angst:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“You left us.”

2. AU:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Masquerade tonight. Coming?”

3. Crack!fic:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Singing Weevils, Splott”

4. Crossover:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fringe Division called.”

5. First Time:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“That was - wow.”

6. Fluff:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“I love you.”

7. Humour:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“We've got lions.”

(Okay, this one is also strictly for [info]thebuttonontop. Sorry?)

8. Hurt/Comfort:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Here. Let me.”

9. Smut:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fucking move already!”

10. UST:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
Ianto paused. "Maybe."


JOKE
So a woman walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up, says, "What'll it be?"
She thinks about it for a moment and decides, "I'll have a Double Entendre."

So he gives it to her.


Date: 2011-01-04 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msemmaloo.livejournal.com
Oh my gosh these are great! The only trouble is, I want a story to wrap around each dribble!

Date: 2011-01-04 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com
Thank you! Oh no, you want actual stories!? Eep! Perhaps some day...lol

Date: 2011-01-04 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
AMAZING! now you must enlarge them!!!!

Date: 2011-01-04 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com
Oi, you too!? That's...uhm...a lot of stories, there. Uh oh! lol :) Thank you, hun.

Date: 2011-01-04 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xrai-namere.livejournal.com
These were great, esp the crossovers! :D

Date: 2011-01-04 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com
Thank you! I wasn't expecting this whole thing to be quite so...difficult! But now I want to make the crossovers exist. Some day. In the (far far far) future. lol

Date: 2011-01-04 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebuttonontop.livejournal.com
i stealz now.


brilliant! I love all of them. Specially Firefly!!!! that.. I think would kill me. Gods the HOTNESS of that crossover. *sighs*

*giggles hysterically* and the OTHER reason why I can't watch Cyberwoman. *dies*

Date: 2011-01-04 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com
I KNOW. Did you read the Firefly/TW crossovers I linked you to?

And hee! I know. It just...it just doesn't have the same impact anymore. lol

Date: 2011-01-04 05:42 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] usakiwigirl.livejournal.com
Love the joke - am dying here!

Want to steal these - but will have to wait until the weekend. Shouldn't even be reading this now *is naughty* should be sorting and tidying.

Date: 2011-01-04 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com
My friend told me that joke the other day. We were in a restaurant and no one else was there. Her delivery of it was so fantastic (I didn't even know she was telling me a joke at first) and then she got to the punch line and I almost fell off of my chair. And part of the joke (well, her part) is that she keeps telling it to me with different delivery styles and I keep laughing.

I look forward to reading them when you post! And you aren't naughty; you're just taking a well-deserved break! :)

Date: 2011-01-05 12:12 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] analineblue.livejournal.com
Oh my, I'm quite fond of that joke, I have to say. XD

And of the drabbles too. <3 Excellent job! :D I've seen this meme before, and can never figure out how people make them seem so...cohesive, almost? I should try it... Maybe. ^_~

<3

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