MINI DRABBLES! And a joke.

[sariagray]

Hi All! Please find some things below. There are super short drabbles. And a joke. 



Stolen (with permission. Is it still stolen, then?) from too_beauty.

Write 1 fic for each of these different categories, each in 10 words or less: (Yes! You read it right. It is not 100 words, but 10 words o_o)


1. Angst:
2. AU:
3. Crack!fic:
4. Crossover:
5. First Time:
6. Fluff:
7. Humour:
8. Hurt/Comfort:
9. Smut:
10. UST: (UST = Unresolved Sexual Tension, btw)

ROUND ONE

1. Angst:

“You have no idea what I’ve become, Ianto Jones. None.”

2. AU:

Ianto raised his chalice high and smiled invitingly at Jack.

3. Crack!fic:

And besides, Owen did look rather good in a dress.

4. Crossover:

“Gorram Rift!”
“And this,” Ianto cleared his throat, “is Torchwood.”

5. First Time:

He hadn’t expected Jack to hold him afterwards. It was…nice.

6. Fluff:

There was something oddly right about Jack in his kitchen.

7. Humour:

Ianto wailed. “But I thought you liked my tea parties!”

(This one is specifically for thebuttonontop )

8. Hurt/Comfort:

He kissed the gash; it didn’t heal. Not externally, anyway.

9. Smut:

He licked the jutting bone of Jack’s hip and smiled.

10. UST:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“…No, Sir. Nothing.”


ROUND TWO
Also entitled, "So A Welshman Walks Into Jack's Office..."

1. Angst:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“You left us.”

2. AU:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Masquerade tonight. Coming?”

3. Crack!fic:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Singing Weevils, Splott”

4. Crossover:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fringe Division called.”

5. First Time:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“That was - wow.”

6. Fluff:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“I love you.”

7. Humour:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“We've got lions.”

(Okay, this one is also strictly for thebuttonontop. Sorry?)

8. Hurt/Comfort:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Here. Let me.”

9. Smut:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
“Fucking move already!”

10. UST:

Jack watched him. “Is there something else?”
Ianto paused. "Maybe."


JOKE
So a woman walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up, says, "What'll it be?"
She thinks about it for a moment and decides, "I'll have a Double Entendre."

So he gives it to her.