Ladies and Gentlemen, My Mother....
Feb. 3rd, 2011 06:45 pmFrom earlier this evening.
Mom: Is that...does that book say "Torchwood" on it?
Me: Maaaaybe.
Mom: It's a Torchwood book?
Me: Maaaaybe.
Mom: So it's "hardcover fanfiction"?
Me: Er, yeah, kinda.
Mom: And you paid for it?
Me: IT HAS A PRETTY COVER. SHUT UP.
Mom: So it's not any good then.
Me: ...........
Mom: Thought not.
That is all.
(It's actually not that bad).
Also - "Hardcover Fanfiction"? Yep. You guessed it. Another band name.
Mom: Is that...does that book say "Torchwood" on it?
Me: Maaaaybe.
Mom: It's a Torchwood book?
Me: Maaaaybe.
Mom: So it's "hardcover fanfiction"?
Me: Er, yeah, kinda.
Mom: And you paid for it?
Me: IT HAS A PRETTY COVER. SHUT UP.
Mom: So it's not any good then.
Me: ...........
Mom: Thought not.
That is all.
(It's actually not that bad).
Also - "Hardcover Fanfiction"? Yep. You guessed it. Another band name.