The Last Death or Fate Is a Fickle Bitch

Title:  The Last Death or Fate Is a Fickle Bitch
Author: sariagray 
Characters/Pairings: Rhys, Jack, Gwen, Andy, Anwen, brief mentions of Ianto and past team
Word Count: ~2000
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: The vague premise of Miracle Day, so spoilers for that and up through the end of COE.
Warnings: Character death. Language. Violence. 
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood. I do not make money off of Torchwood. In fact, it seems as though Torchwood owns and makes money off of ME. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Beta: analineblue, who is awesome for dropping Important Things to look this over for me. <3 But then I played around with it some and probably undid all of her hard work. :-/ So mistakes are mine, of course.
Summary: Rhys has had enough of Jack Harkness.
Author’s Note: Written for the redisourcolor  challenge #13. The theme is "Fate" and the words are "dexterous," "doff," and "escalator." The phrase is "If you look closely, you'll be able to see a pattern."

A/N2: I don't even know where this came from. Partial credit goes to this quote thingy from MD:  “At 10:36 PM, the last death on the planet Earth was recorded.” Because, well. It made me think. Which we all know is dangerous.

 

 

( This sort of thing should be executed in the dark. )

 

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Ganked from temporal_witch.

Okay, iTunes on shuffle, first fifteen tunes, first lines (unless they contain the title...in which case next lines), give the song title and, where possible, the artist. 

( MUSIC THINGS! )

So...yeah...good luck with that? I feel like this is too easy, but obviously. Because I know the songs. Of course.