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sariagray ([personal profile] sariagray) wrote2011-01-16 10:05 pm
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I Blame The Medicine....

Dear Cold,

I understand that you only visit occasionally, and that you must miss me terribly. It must be difficult for you to be apart from me for such extended periods of time; I respect that. That said, I pray that you make this current visit as short as possible. I have a lot of things that need seeing to, and having a house guest for any length of time makes me a bit sluggish. 

I have tried (unsuccessfully it seems) to hint that it was time to cut this visit short. I have blatantly ignored you, to no avail. I then attempted to sleep all day that you might get bored and leave to find more entertaining company. I stocked the shelves with juice and medicine; I know how much you hate those things and figured that, without good things in the pantry, you would venture out to find better food. I even showered a few extra times and used up all the hot water. Yet still you linger!

I am loathe to be so blunt, but I fear I must be. Cold, I ask you to leave the premises immediately. I am tired of your meddling - this has gone on for far too long! I would ask you never to return, but I know that would be futile. I will, however, request that you drop a line at least a week prior to your next visit that I may be better prepared for your arrival.

Sincerely,

Saria

[identity profile] thebuttonontop.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
lol. poor dear. Sorry it got worse for you...

[identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I just feel like...walking zombie girl. Except that I've been mostly sleeping. So sleeping zombie girl. And I keep having those weird dreams that you have when you're sick. And then awesome fic ideas that I forget when I wake up again.

Although I did try to write something. It came out like this:

Jack watched Ianto swer9eiwjadnhquehrjjnfssn vxm. *Dies*

Yep.

[identity profile] thebuttonontop.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
OMG ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok. now that thats outta my system.... thats the best story ever. You should consider posting it. ;)

Hope you feel better.

[identity profile] xrai-namere.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs* Hope that Cold leaves soon.

And yes to dream fic! :)

[identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! It will. I'm trying to drown it in V8 now...:)

And oh God, any dream fic I would have written would move beyond crack to the realm of...bad 80s movie. Or something even WORSE. ;-)

[identity profile] oddityisavirtue.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I know how you feel. My sinuses have waged war on my entire body.
Add that to 30 degree C weather and about a bucketload of snot, and you're left with a sleep-deprived Kassie.
I hope you get better soon!

[identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, I hate that feeling! I know it well. My room is so hot and stuffy and I CAN'T BREATHE! I hope your sinuses clear soon!
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[identity profile] analineblue.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* =D This was quite entertaining, I have to say. Any cold that sticks around after that is clearly asking for it. ^_~

Blah though, cold. >_< I really hope you feel better soon! *hugs* <3

[identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

And this cold is rather persistent. It won't take "no" for an answer. Or something like that. :)

[identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Get well soon!!! I'm sending you some virtual chicken soup!!!

[identity profile] sariagray.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, thank you! :) I feel better already!