I Blame The Medicine....
Jan. 16th, 2011 10:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sariagrayDear Cold,
I understand that you only visit occasionally, and that you must miss me terribly. It must be difficult for you to be apart from me for such extended periods of time; I respect that. That said, I pray that you make this current visit as short as possible. I have a lot of things that need seeing to, and having a house guest for any length of time makes me a bit sluggish.
I have tried (unsuccessfully it seems) to hint that it was time to cut this visit short. I have blatantly ignored you, to no avail. I then attempted to sleep all day that you might get bored and leave to find more entertaining company. I stocked the shelves with juice and medicine; I know how much you hate those things and figured that, without good things in the pantry, you would venture out to find better food. I even showered a few extra times and used up all the hot water. Yet still you linger!
I am loathe to be so blunt, but I fear I must be. Cold, I ask you to leave the premises immediately. I am tired of your meddling - this has gone on for far too long! I would ask you never to return, but I know that would be futile. I will, however, request that you drop a line at least a week prior to your next visit that I may be better prepared for your arrival.
Sincerely,
Saria
I understand that you only visit occasionally, and that you must miss me terribly. It must be difficult for you to be apart from me for such extended periods of time; I respect that. That said, I pray that you make this current visit as short as possible. I have a lot of things that need seeing to, and having a house guest for any length of time makes me a bit sluggish.
I have tried (unsuccessfully it seems) to hint that it was time to cut this visit short. I have blatantly ignored you, to no avail. I then attempted to sleep all day that you might get bored and leave to find more entertaining company. I stocked the shelves with juice and medicine; I know how much you hate those things and figured that, without good things in the pantry, you would venture out to find better food. I even showered a few extra times and used up all the hot water. Yet still you linger!
I am loathe to be so blunt, but I fear I must be. Cold, I ask you to leave the premises immediately. I am tired of your meddling - this has gone on for far too long! I would ask you never to return, but I know that would be futile. I will, however, request that you drop a line at least a week prior to your next visit that I may be better prepared for your arrival.
Sincerely,
Saria
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 03:18 am (UTC)Although I did try to write something. It came out like this:
Jack watched Ianto swer9eiwjadnhquehrjjnfssn vxm. *Dies*
Yep.
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:52 am (UTC)ok. now that thats outta my system.... thats the best story ever. You should consider posting it. ;)
Hope you feel better.
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:55 am (UTC)And yes to dream fic! :)
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Date: 2011-01-17 05:05 pm (UTC)And oh God, any dream fic I would have written would move beyond crack to the realm of...bad 80s movie. Or something even WORSE. ;-)
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Date: 2011-01-17 05:01 am (UTC)Add that to 30 degree C weather and about a bucketload of snot, and you're left with a sleep-deprived Kassie.
I hope you get better soon!
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Date: 2011-01-17 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 05:36 am (UTC)Blah though, cold. >_< I really hope you feel better soon! *hugs* <3
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Date: 2011-01-17 05:08 pm (UTC)And this cold is rather persistent. It won't take "no" for an answer. Or something like that. :)
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Date: 2011-01-17 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 05:08 pm (UTC)