brb

[sariagray]

SO. This is a bit of insanity that I dabbled with because, uh, well. You see, it all started with a post by analineblue entitled "brb, skiing" that made me laugh. And then somehow it turned into a whole host of "brb" actions between my brother and me. Like, "brb, cricket match" and "brb, world domination" and whatnot. Until it got to the point that we just kept saying everything we were doing, only prefaced with "brb." This may be a sign that we should stop drinking the water. But then analineblue and I got to talking, as we do, and I just started spamming her with chat!fic. So I decided to spam you all, too. Enjoy?

Also - this is no known chat thingy. It's made up in my head to do what I want it to. Because Mainframe is leaps and bounds more sophisticated than MSN. Or something.

brb

Jack: See?
Suzie: (automated message) brb
Ianto: Well, it’s hardly accurate now.
Ianto: I’ll be sure to clear it out when I delete her out of the system.
Jack: Thanks. Don’t forget to set up Gwen’s access, too.


Owen: Jack?
Jack: (automated message) brb, time travel.
Owen: Do you think he’s serious?
Tosh: No, I hacked in. He last updated this weeks ago.
Gwen: So then where is he?
Ianto: Well, if he is time traveling…
Tosh: He could’ve gone back and updated his away message! Ianto, you’re brilliant!
***
Jack: Ianto, don’t trust Saxon.
Ianto: (automated message) brb, Himalayas
Jack: kiuyfrxsdjhgfkjh


Tosh: Ianto, have you seen Jack? I need him to approve the forms for this month's requisitions.
Ianto: Well, he just sent me a text.
Tosh: And?
Ianto: It said 'brb, apocalypse.'
Tosh: ....
Tosh: Ah.
Tosh: Okay then.
Ianto: Right.
Tosh: Who taught him brb?
Ianto: Gwen, probably.
Ianto: Would you like me to forge his signature again?
Tosh: Yes. Please.


Gwen: IANTO!
Ianto: Yes, Gwen? Can I help you?
Gwen: Can you put your special tea in my princess mug!
Gwen: Please!
Jack: o.O
Jack: I want your special tea in my princess mug, too.
Gwen: Jack!
Ianto: I put my coffee in your regular mug.
Jack: ....
Jack: Oh.
Ianto: Yep.
Jack: That wasn't...?
Ianto: Nope.
Gwen: Tea? Please?
Ianto: Coming up, Gwen.
Jack: Damn.
Ianto: brb, tea.
Gwen: Is this like the "brb, weevil hunting" message I got the other night?
Gwen: Because there was nothing "brb" about that at all.
Jack: There was nothing "weevil hunting" about it, either.
Gwen: *headdesk*


Rhys: I’m thinking lasagna tonight.
Gwen: brb, Torchwood.
Rhys: Or…not.


Jack: Look, I said I was sorry.
Ianto: Yes. I noticed.
Jack: Forgive me?
Ianto: Nope.
Jack: Why not?
Ianto: Because “brb, dying” is NOT. FUNNY.



***Possibly more to come. Feel free to add your own. DO IT. :-D
 

Comments

[xrai-namere.livejournal.com]

Xrai: (automated message) brb squeeing.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

;) Yay, squeeing!

[sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com]

That was fun! Especially loved the "ack: There was nothing "weevil hunting" about it, either.
Gwen: *headdesk*" bit!

BRB. LOL-ing forever!

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

Hurray! lol I'm glad you enjoyed. Sometimes, I wonder what's wrong with me.

[rowan-falar.livejournal.com]

Absolutely nothing!

[thebuttonontop.livejournal.com]

Button: I would just like you to know that this has me in stitches. "i want to put your special tea in my princess mug" is awesome innuendo. Whether it is or it isn't.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

! I'm glad you liked it. It was because I was telling analine that I wanted a Ianto to put tea in my princess mug. Because I was being lazy. But then I realized that somehow, in my head, it sounded really dirty.

[thebuttonontop.livejournal.com]

lol. it sounds rediculously dirty.... in fact, for some reason, my brain can't make that be without innuendo. lol.

[too-beauty.livejournal.com]

LadyLight: "Brb - brain in stand-by due to excess of fluffiness"

amazing! keep them coming, please!!!!!

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

I will try! ;)

[cwitch.livejournal.com]

brb, LMFAO!!! Loving this, Cutie! Must be archived with IJS




Ianto: brb, making noise
Gwen: Huh?
Jack: He thinks he's a rock star ...
Gwen: Why would he think that?
Jack: brb, fangurling!!! *squee*
Gwen: *stomps foot* I DON'T GET IT!!!

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

lol @ groupie!Jack. <3

And I do plan to cross-post once I'm done collecting. ;)

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

*flails* You added so much more!! And it all fits together, kind of, and... I LOVE IT. So much.

Please write more.

*begs* <333

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

I was writing them as I emailed you! lol Esp. the "brb, Torchwood" one. But yes. More is on our table. In Jack's office. Along with action figure!Ianto ;)

ETA: I hope you don't mind that I put it on our table. Mine broke under the sheer weight of crap that I had piled on top. ;) And by our table, I don't mean that you have to write it lol This is making less and less sense as I go on. More coffee.

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I enjoy very much that you have put it on our table. We have a good table, it seems, filled with lots of...fun stuff...and probably coffee~ :D ....And tea. *nods*

.............brb, tea? :D

[siobhan-jane.livejournal.com]

Very cute! I love "There was nothing "weevil hunting" about it, either."

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks! For some strange reason, the brb!bunny bit. I think, perhaps, to purge the angst.