HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

[sariagray]

 So as I was sitting at work today, a thought crossed my mind.

I have strange kinks.

Not strange as in particularly depraved or twisted or dirty. Oh, no (although I'm sure those are there, too?), I'm talking bizarre. Things-that-aren't-normally-kinks kinds of things. 

Like Elizabethan costuming, for example. 

But also music. 

That's where this line of thinking started. Listening to my iPod. Listening to Yo-Yo Ma on my iPod, of all things. Music is such a strange kink of mine. Seriously. Not only do I mentally choreograph dances to it, I also mentally choreograph SEX SCENES. Ritualistic, dancey sex scenes. What the Hell? This is why I don't write smut. I can't quite translate THIS onto a page. Someone else want to try? Please? 

   

Yes, I have a...er...two...Xena soundtracks. What of it? DON'T JUDGE ME!

There are others. Lucky for you, I can't think of any of them now. In any case....Someone write me Jack/Ianto smut based on any of these? I will love you forever! *Snicker* 

Comments

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

You really have no idea how brilliant you are, do you? *Sigh* Now who has to slap whom upside the head?!

[usakiwigirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, Mum - consider me slapped :)