Letter To A Plot Bunny
Mar. 8th, 2011 02:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sariagrayDear Plot Bunny,
I see you there, wriggling your little pink nose. You're all "Ianto and Owen, Ianto and Owen, Ianto and Owen" with your twitchy ears and adorable pouty face. But as you are NOT helping me to actually figure out what you want me to DO with Ianto and Owen (aside from the rather obvious, of course), I shall continue to ignore you.
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
I know. I understand, trust me! I want it just as badly as you do, Plot Bunny. But unfortunately, my story needs to be more than "Ianto and Owen walk into a pub - then some stuff happens and they have sex. It is angsty and wonderful and Ianto is such a dom and Owen not-so-secretly loves it. The end."
So, until you have something more specific to offer, I have nothing to work with. Please get back to me as soon as you've got a concrete idea. Without impetus, I have nothing. So go eat a carrot and get on that, yeah? And NO, "Sugar" by Tori Amos does not count as impetus, you damn stupid rabbit.
Love and Gratitude,
Saria
Stupid fucking bunny.
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Date: 2011-03-08 08:41 pm (UTC)https://docs.google.com/document/d/1plZioklEhcHd51XQn7vXuH3Khqi1COa54P1m30T2XnU/edit?hl=en&authkey=CInGsLIL
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Date: 2011-03-08 09:27 pm (UTC)I think you may have aided in bunny explosion, though.
I needIt needs to recover!Hehe The bunny and I thank you! :)
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Date: 2011-03-09 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-08 09:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-08 09:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-08 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-08 10:17 pm (UTC)Stupid bunnies, stop tormenting Saria! Get back to work *prods with a sharp stick*
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Date: 2011-03-09 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-08 11:25 pm (UTC)This is not exactly Ianto/Owen but more of a Torchwood orgy (the best ever), but there are shades of Ianto/Owen/Jack. :D
http://archiveofourown.org/works/91791?view_adult=true
*pets bunnies* Be nice and give Saria plots to go with the porn.
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Date: 2011-03-09 01:37 am (UTC)[o0hypvfgupogtvcfi;gohbulyhjvcfutdezasdyiturijhlkujhbkj,
That is all. Oh GOD. I...wow.
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Date: 2011-03-09 02:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 02:09 am (UTC)Did Button ask you about this weekend yet? We may be getting together to celebrate my birthday early (due to her boy coming back) and I want you there if you can be!
ETA: Although "Orgy Of Tortures" sounds like a really, really good deathmetal band...
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Date: 2011-03-09 02:11 am (UTC)No, she didn't. But I will be free! \o/
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Date: 2011-03-09 02:15 am (UTC)"really really" is, apparently, my catchphrase of the day....
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Date: 2011-03-09 02:18 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2011-03-08 11:53 pm (UTC)...and Sugar. Sugar and carrots. Yep. :D :D :D
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Date: 2011-03-09 01:38 am (UTC)And I love you all for it.
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Date: 2011-03-08 11:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 01:37 am (UTC)They like this idea a lot.
'Specially if he's half turned on, half possessive. Or some other ratio. Doesn't matter...*dazed look*
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Date: 2011-03-09 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 10:52 am (UTC)I think, Jack's presence falling under the category of "everything," that Ianto would know. But I don't think Owen would. Despite everything, I don't think Owen's much of an exhibitionist when it comes to, you know, the team. I think knowing about Jack would be...intimidating to him, you know?
Huh. :)
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Date: 2011-03-09 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-09 11:19 am (UTC)I like this. I like this a lot. Now if only I could write it...lol I think my bunny has abandoned ship with me and has hopped over to you. ;)
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Date: 2011-03-09 02:19 am (UTC)I'd love to see Jack get all jealous and stake his claim on Ianto ;p
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Date: 2011-03-09 10:52 am (UTC)