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Letters to Celebrities
Dear Gareth David-Lloyd,
Please do me a favor and stop looking like my ex's roommate. It is really starting to confuse me; there are only so many times I can look at people's Dragon*Con pics and think, "Why are people taking photos with Dan!?" before I start twitching. If you do not cease and desist, I will be forced to recruit you to play him in my future bio-pic.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear James Marsters,
Please stop being the connective tissue to all of my favorite things. I am tired of playing Six Degrees of James Marsters by accident. It generally results in a lot of lost brain cells for me.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Jonathan Rhys-Meyers,
I love you. Stop being so crazy.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Daniel Johns,
Would you kindly reacquire long blond hair and remove your...what is that, anyway? A goatee? I have no idea. Would it confuse you if I handed you Rogaine and a razor, simultaneously?
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Tori Amos,
I really hope that you aren't buying into the Twilight hype. Your new album better be good. And not sparkly. I miss Pele.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear John Barrowman,
I do not understand you at all. I don't think I ever will. I also don't think you care. But I still think you should know.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Chocolate Mousse Cake,
You are not a celebrity, but you are delicious and perfect and also gone, because I ate you. Nom.
With all of my eternal love and gratitude,
Me.
Please do me a favor and stop looking like my ex's roommate. It is really starting to confuse me; there are only so many times I can look at people's Dragon*Con pics and think, "Why are people taking photos with Dan!?" before I start twitching. If you do not cease and desist, I will be forced to recruit you to play him in my future bio-pic.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear James Marsters,
Please stop being the connective tissue to all of my favorite things. I am tired of playing Six Degrees of James Marsters by accident. It generally results in a lot of lost brain cells for me.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Jonathan Rhys-Meyers,
I love you. Stop being so crazy.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Daniel Johns,
Would you kindly reacquire long blond hair and remove your...what is that, anyway? A goatee? I have no idea. Would it confuse you if I handed you Rogaine and a razor, simultaneously?
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Tori Amos,
I really hope that you aren't buying into the Twilight hype. Your new album better be good. And not sparkly. I miss Pele.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear John Barrowman,
I do not understand you at all. I don't think I ever will. I also don't think you care. But I still think you should know.
Sincerely,
Me.
Dear Chocolate Mousse Cake,
You are not a celebrity, but you are delicious and perfect and also gone, because I ate you. Nom.
With all of my eternal love and gratitude,
Me.
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...And is there a reason you think Tori is buying into Twilight? XD;; ...I miss Pele, too. *_*
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Also - I'm kinda laughing because, I'm just like... "Silverchair, not heard from them in a while."
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Very funny letters, bb! :D
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HE IS SUCH A SPACE GEEK. ♥ ♥
And LOLS to everything else. This Dan guy is really famous! :D
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