Letters to Celebrities

[sariagray]

Dear Gareth David-Lloyd,

Please do me a favor and stop looking like my ex's roommate. It is really starting to confuse me; there are only so many times I can look at people's Dragon*Con pics and think, "Why are people taking photos with Dan!?" before I start twitching. If you do not cease and desist, I will be forced to recruit you to play him in my future bio-pic.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear James Marsters,

Please stop being the connective tissue to all of my favorite things. I am tired of playing Six Degrees of James Marsters by accident. It generally results in a lot of lost brain cells for me.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Jonathan Rhys-Meyers,

I love you. Stop being so crazy.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Daniel Johns,

Would you kindly reacquire long blond hair and remove your...what is that, anyway? A goatee? I have no idea. Would it confuse you if I handed you Rogaine and a razor, simultaneously?

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Tori Amos,

I really hope that you aren't buying into the Twilight hype. Your new album better be good. And not sparkly. I miss Pele.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear John Barrowman,

I do not understand you at all. I don't think I ever will. I also don't think you care. But I still think you should know.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Chocolate Mousse Cake,

You are not a celebrity, but you are delicious and perfect and also gone, because I ate you. Nom.

With all of my eternal love and gratitude,
Me.

Comments

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

JB says you should read his books, then you'll understand. more than you ever, ever wanted to. 8D

...And is there a reason you think Tori is buying into Twilight? XD;; ...I miss Pele, too. *_*

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

Your icon. Is a person. With mushrooms growing out of its head. I just...I just thought you might like to know this.

JB would say such things. But as I said, I don't understand him. ;) (I will...eventually....)

And not really. Just the cover art for "Night of Hunters" and also...the title? (And her cover art for "Midwinter Graces" looks...similar. She's doing the "I'm Jack Harkness and I'm about to die" pose for each: http://www.toriamos.com/go/music/ So maybe it isn't Twilight. Maybe it's Torchwood. And it's "Night of Weevil Hunters" and I think we've had this discussion, actually! I'm...glad I still feel the same? OH! Actually...Ireland's mythic past is apparently a theme? Which is close enough to Wales. I'm going to shut up now).

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

It is indeed. I like to use it when I'm feeling...mushroomy? :D

Someday, I promise. You will understand it ALL. :D

And yeah, I'm not so much a fan of the whole...floating off into the sky look for either of those album covers. >_> But I'm hoping the music will be good? XD;; ...Ireland's mythic past must cross over with Wales' mythic past, right? Magic stones and...singing horizons? ;)