Letters to Celebrities

[sariagray]

Dear Gareth David-Lloyd,

Please do me a favor and stop looking like my ex's roommate. It is really starting to confuse me; there are only so many times I can look at people's Dragon*Con pics and think, "Why are people taking photos with Dan!?" before I start twitching. If you do not cease and desist, I will be forced to recruit you to play him in my future bio-pic.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear James Marsters,

Please stop being the connective tissue to all of my favorite things. I am tired of playing Six Degrees of James Marsters by accident. It generally results in a lot of lost brain cells for me.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Jonathan Rhys-Meyers,

I love you. Stop being so crazy.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Daniel Johns,

Would you kindly reacquire long blond hair and remove your...what is that, anyway? A goatee? I have no idea. Would it confuse you if I handed you Rogaine and a razor, simultaneously?

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Tori Amos,

I really hope that you aren't buying into the Twilight hype. Your new album better be good. And not sparkly. I miss Pele.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear John Barrowman,

I do not understand you at all. I don't think I ever will. I also don't think you care. But I still think you should know.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Chocolate Mousse Cake,

You are not a celebrity, but you are delicious and perfect and also gone, because I ate you. Nom.

With all of my eternal love and gratitude,
Me.

Comments

[kiraclara.livejournal.com]

LOL

[beesandbrews.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's good to let people know things, even if they'll never actually know.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Hahaha. The Daniel Johns one. Yes.

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

*see icon*

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

JB says you should read his books, then you'll understand. more than you ever, ever wanted to. 8D

...And is there a reason you think Tori is buying into Twilight? XD;; ...I miss Pele, too. *_*

[miss-bekahrose.livejournal.com]

Love the one to Daniel Johns... Seriously, he got soooo weird after his marriage to Natalie Imbruglia.

Also - I'm kinda laughing because, I'm just like... "Silverchair, not heard from them in a while."

[usakiwigirl.livejournal.com]

Girl, did you inhale your coffee grounds instead of brew them?

Very funny letters, bb! :D

[lone-star-woman.livejournal.com]

I would like to co-sign the letter to John Barrowman.

[aierea.livejournal.com]

This has to be the best thing I have read all day! :-)

[eldarwannabe.livejournal.com]

James Marsters does everything! I went to a panel about Moonshot, just to see him talk. I haven't even seen the film.

HE IS SUCH A SPACE GEEK. ♥ ♥

And LOLS to everything else. This Dan guy is really famous! :D

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Daniel Johns is but I love all your other letters. As to John Barrowman, I just think he's a little bonkers.