Letters to Celebrities

[sariagray]

Dear Gareth David-Lloyd,

Please do me a favor and stop looking like my ex's roommate. It is really starting to confuse me; there are only so many times I can look at people's Dragon*Con pics and think, "Why are people taking photos with Dan!?" before I start twitching. If you do not cease and desist, I will be forced to recruit you to play him in my future bio-pic.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear James Marsters,

Please stop being the connective tissue to all of my favorite things. I am tired of playing Six Degrees of James Marsters by accident. It generally results in a lot of lost brain cells for me.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Jonathan Rhys-Meyers,

I love you. Stop being so crazy.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Daniel Johns,

Would you kindly reacquire long blond hair and remove your...what is that, anyway? A goatee? I have no idea. Would it confuse you if I handed you Rogaine and a razor, simultaneously?

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Tori Amos,

I really hope that you aren't buying into the Twilight hype. Your new album better be good. And not sparkly. I miss Pele.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear John Barrowman,

I do not understand you at all. I don't think I ever will. I also don't think you care. But I still think you should know.

Sincerely,
Me.


Dear Chocolate Mousse Cake,

You are not a celebrity, but you are delicious and perfect and also gone, because I ate you. Nom.

With all of my eternal love and gratitude,
Me.

Comments

[kiraclara.livejournal.com]

LOL

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

;)

[kiraclara.livejournal.com]

I want some chocolate T.T

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

I have...some crumbs? lol

[kiraclara.livejournal.com]

Thank you for caring.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

If I hadn't eaten all of the chocolate, I would've...tried to shove it through the computer? Somehow? ;)

[kiraclara.livejournal.com]

HUGZ!!!!!

[beesandbrews.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's good to let people know things, even if they'll never actually know.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

It does feel good to get all of that off my chest. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Hahaha. The Daniel Johns one. Yes.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

♥ I am SO GLAD that I am not alone in this. I feel as though there should be a petition or something. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Campaign! Everyone should mail him Bic safety razors.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

*snort* ...They will probably think we're scary people who are up to no good, though. But no. We just want to stop the Weird Facial Hair from spreading.

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

*see icon*

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to counter said icon. So...have some cupcake!Gwen.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That is the best icon of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Also, no one understands John Barrowman.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Also, thank goodness. I was starting to think I'd missed the memo or something!

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

*nom nom* ;)

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

JB says you should read his books, then you'll understand. more than you ever, ever wanted to. 8D

...And is there a reason you think Tori is buying into Twilight? XD;; ...I miss Pele, too. *_*

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

Your icon. Is a person. With mushrooms growing out of its head. I just...I just thought you might like to know this.

JB would say such things. But as I said, I don't understand him. ;) (I will...eventually....)

And not really. Just the cover art for "Night of Hunters" and also...the title? (And her cover art for "Midwinter Graces" looks...similar. She's doing the "I'm Jack Harkness and I'm about to die" pose for each: http://www.toriamos.com/go/music/ So maybe it isn't Twilight. Maybe it's Torchwood. And it's "Night of Weevil Hunters" and I think we've had this discussion, actually! I'm...glad I still feel the same? OH! Actually...Ireland's mythic past is apparently a theme? Which is close enough to Wales. I'm going to shut up now).

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

It is indeed. I like to use it when I'm feeling...mushroomy? :D

Someday, I promise. You will understand it ALL. :D

And yeah, I'm not so much a fan of the whole...floating off into the sky look for either of those album covers. >_> But I'm hoping the music will be good? XD;; ...Ireland's mythic past must cross over with Wales' mythic past, right? Magic stones and...singing horizons? ;)

[miss-bekahrose.livejournal.com]

Love the one to Daniel Johns... Seriously, he got soooo weird after his marriage to Natalie Imbruglia.

Also - I'm kinda laughing because, I'm just like... "Silverchair, not heard from them in a while."

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

He really did. It's okay. They're divorced now. He can marry me - it's all good.

Their newest album was great. But they just broke up a couple of months ago or so. I literally cried for an hour. *Sigh*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

THEY BROKE UP!?!?!!? D:

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

YES. I know! :( :( :(

[usakiwigirl.livejournal.com]

Girl, did you inhale your coffee grounds instead of brew them?

Very funny letters, bb! :D

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

...Maaaaaybe! ;) lol No, I just had LOTS of coffee yesterday. LOTS.

[lone-star-woman.livejournal.com]

I would like to co-sign the letter to John Barrowman.

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

Will there be a Constitution of John Barrowman?

"We the people of Torchwood's fan-base , in order to create a more perfect fandom...." ;)

[neeems.livejournal.com]

I will sign this!

I stopped trying to understand him ages ago (in fact, since I've heard of him, I think). Just don't take him too seriously, he's actually kind of funny as a big joke ;)

[dylantoms.livejournal.com]

John Barrowman - I have written to him in my head, cos he gets you like that. And reading his books makes it worse...!!

He is just one big head fuck. It's like being a fan of the Welsh rugby team - very hard at times :)

I am so glad that MD will be over soon. I am going to see JB in concert next month and I want to love him again before that!

Come on Wales! [First match of RWC for us on Sunday against reigning champions S. Africa, so no pressure...]

[aierea.livejournal.com]

This has to be the best thing I have read all day! :-)

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

Haha! Yay! :D

[eldarwannabe.livejournal.com]

James Marsters does everything! I went to a panel about Moonshot, just to see him talk. I haven't even seen the film.

HE IS SUCH A SPACE GEEK. ♥ ♥

And LOLS to everything else. This Dan guy is really famous! :D

[sariagray.livejournal.com]

I would...pretty much do the same thing, yes!

And yeah, I mean, Dan was a nice guy and all? But sheesh!

[fide-et-spe.livejournal.com]

I don't know who Daniel Johns is but I love all your other letters. As to John Barrowman, I just think he's a little bonkers.